At work, we ushers are often asked to make various cocktails despite the fact that we do not work at cocktail bars and are not given the equipment, (or even training) though we are fabulous, to suit the quality of the customer’s needs. But we thought we would like to be the classy ones for a change, so our star ratings shall manifest in the form of Martini Ratings.
As star ratings have become the norm in terms of short-form for surmising a review, we knew they would be integral but here we like to do things our way. So, each show will receive a marked maximum of five martini glasses for their efforts.
We’ll see you soon.